February 2012
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My body before my period.
Body: OH MY GOD I AM OVULATING. Quick, have sex with something! WE NEED TO FERTILIZE THIS EGG. SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
Body: Okay, now eat everything in sight! WE NEED NUTRITION FOR THE BABY. EAT. EAT EVERYTHING. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.
Body: Alright, now crash and fall asleep. WE NEED TO REST BEFORE THE BABY COMES. D:<
Body: Oh, whoops, lol, just kidding. There isn't a baby after all. Guess we have to get rid of this uterine lining the hard way...
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Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...
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